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Menstrual Haikus


I sent these in to the Philadelphia Secret Admirer.
Issue 188

I want to get laid
But not until this weekend
But then the blood flows

Eternal sadness
followed by bowls of ice cream
the blood is seeping

My tampon has leaked
I’m out of clean underwear
Inside out panties

I can feel the depths
The jaws are sinking in now
Shark Week had arrived

Why am I crying
Cat videos are too cute
and the cramps begin

I am so horny
My pills are running quite low
have to wait a week